female privilege is feeling unsafe literally everywhere you go and men getting personally offended by you feeling unsafe
- Bae: Come over
- Me: I'm in me mum's car
- Bae: My parents aren't home
- Me: Broom Broom
MY BEST FRIEND WAS AT RICHARD III TONIGHT AND SHE SNEEZED DURING MARTIN FREEMANS MONOLOGUE AND MARTIN FREEMAN SAID BLESS YOU
SHE HAS BEEN BLESSED BY MARTIN FREEMAN
he broke character?!
YES AND THE WHOLE THEATER LAUGHED AND THEN HE JUST KEPT GOING!
I love him so much.
im sorry im sorry i fucked up so bad by making this
oh im sorry i didnt see you there i was too busy mmmmmmmmblockin out the haters